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hjea ([personal profile] hjea) wrote2016-10-15 01:12 pm

imaginarybones: britishbaeoff: #selandrew is real OF COURSE...

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imaginarybones:

britishbaeoff:

#selandrew is real

OF COURSE UNIVERSALLY IDEAL BOYFRIEND SELASI RIDES A MOTORCYCLE

OF COURSE HE CARRIES AROUND AN EXTRA HELMET JUST IN CASE YOU’D LIKE TO JOIN HIM ON A LATE-EVENING TURN AROUND THE ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE

OF COURSE THERE’S A SECRET COMPARTMENT IN THE BIKE WHERE HE’S STASHED A PICNIC BASKET FILLED WITH CRISP BAGUETTE SANDWICHES, A LIGHTLY DRESSED ARUGULA SALAD, AND DELICATE ORANGE&HONEY SCONES

HOW DO THEY STAY CRISP AFTER ALL THIS TIME, YOU WONDER, LAYING ON YOUR BACK, STARING UP AT THE STARS WHILE HE PLAYS THE SWEETEST MOST HEARTBREAKING VIVALDI ON THE PORTABLE CELLO ALSO STORED IN THE BIKE? HOW IS A CELLO MADE PORTABLE???

SELASI, THAT’S HOW