THINGS I AM LEARNING ABOUT CATS: A LIST
Nov. 19th, 2011 12:00 pmAKA Yes, This Is Turning Into One Of Those Blogs.
(Preamble: As you may or may not know, I moved into a new basement sublet in September until January, with a new roommate and his cat. I like cats, but I've never lived with one before. It is, I'm discovering, a learning curve)

Damn her. I'm going to really miss her stupid face when I leave.
(Preamble: As you may or may not know, I moved into a new basement sublet in September until January, with a new roommate and his cat. I like cats, but I've never lived with one before. It is, I'm discovering, a learning curve)
1) Despite my alternatively ignoring you or hissing at you whenever you came near, I've suddenly decided I'm used to you and also all your things are mine now.
2) Oh good, you're awake--completely of your own volition and not because I just landed on your face. ...BTW I'm hungry.
3) Despite there being an entire bed to lay on, I will always sleep on whatever it is you put aside to use. Be it sweater, grocery list, e-reader, camera, whatever.
4) Yes pet me. Mmm, yes, pet me pet me pet me pet me. NO MORE PETTING NOW. ATTACK.
5) Whenever you want to play with me I'm uninterested. Whenever you're busy with something LOOK AT ME I'M A FLUFFY KITTY LET ME HELP YOU BY MANOEUVRING MY FACE INTO YOUR HANDS WHICH I'M SURE YOU WERE ABOUT TO DO ANYWAY.
6) The shortest distance between Point A and Point B is always across your keyboard.
7) Seriously. I'm not getting less hungry.
Damn her. I'm going to really miss her stupid face when I leave.