hjea: (lots-an undoing (aka voyeurism ftw))
hjea ([personal profile] hjea) wrote2009-03-02 07:28 pm
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perving for the win

Yes. I'm still talking about it.



I've been amusing myself over at the TWOP forums reading about this episode. And all of the discussion seems pretty much centred around:

1) "SO MANY DAMN LACES!" vs. "NO, IT'S SEXY!"
2) "PFFT, FAN SERVICE!" vs. "ONE HELL OF AN AWESOME FAN SERVICE!"
3) "THEY HAD SEX!" vs. "NO, THEY DIDN'T GET THAT FAR!" vs. "NO, THEY TOTALLY DID IT!"
Leading to...
4) "SO THE CONFESSOR THING HAPPENING DURING SEX, IS THAT JUST AN ORGASM THING? 'CAUSE THEY COULD GET AROUND THAT PRETTY EASILY."

All in all, I'm clearly not the only one obsessing about this. ;D

But I'll try to legitimize this fan!voyeurism just a teeny bit with some speculation. I'm not convinced the episode ever made clear that ye olde Seeker, Kieran, was confessed when he slept with the Confessor. Obviously the wizard, and even Vivian thought he was, and it's quite plausible that his devotion to her, and his distraction toward his mission, grew after he slept with her. But the wizard seemed to chalk up Kieran's grief and rage after Vivian's death to a kind of über-confession, as opposed to the grief and anger of simply having his love die in front of him, caused by rather horrible manipulations on the part of his supposed friend. (And then the stupid wizard is so SHOCKED AND DISMAYED that Kieran goes mad after he's handed his sword THAT FEEDS ON RAGE. Well duh.) I have some Wikipedia information about Richard and Kahlan from the book, so I can guess the implications the show could be giving us here, but I'm more curious about the choice of sex as the medium for this kind of confession itself. Obviously the show is building its mythology on what's been already set out in Terry Goodkind's novels, and there are some Issues therein about how sexuality is portrayed. But if a Confessor only loses control during a moment of pleasure, well, you know, how much pleasure are we talking here? Because as the forum was getting into, that doesn't necessarily bar Richard and Kahlan from still having a lot of fun. In a lot of ways, it seems like a rather outdated acclamation of abstinence and virginity--Richard and Kahlan can't be together at all, full stop, because that would be Wrong, or impure, or what have you. Which is fairly annoying when you've got two people who love each other and want to be with each other, and could probably engage in a number of sexual acts without any soul-losing consequences. And yes, this is a tv show, and they can't really get into detail like that, and besides, they need ways to keep the tension going and stretch out the UST. I suppose I'm just wondering if there's any way we can move beyond these rather stunted approaches to sexuality anytime soon. But I have a feeling, as I said before, that that's probably the most nookie those two are going to get for a LOOOOOONG time.

In either case, have another sex!spam



And how 'bout a youtube vid while you're at it.





Definitely a better use of my time than school work. *G*

*drums fingers*

So where's the fic, guys?

[identity profile] xtinethepirate.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
SHE HAD TO PUSH HER SKIRTS BACK DOWN AFTERWARD. THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY.

[identity profile] xtinethepirate.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers* I love that you already have icons for this.
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[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
HELLS YES. DID YOU SEE THAT HOTNESS?

Plus I have about a zillion caps of it. It was only a matter of time.

[identity profile] xtinethepirate.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, I suppose it was.

Also, have been home a'skippin class, and I am getting much less work done than I wanted to. *headdesks*
ext_44668: (office-dwight is a slayer of vampyrs)

[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, have you too been making pervy journal posts? ;)

[identity profile] xtinethepirate.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Lol, do you see any pervy journal posts?
ext_44668: (misc-polkawhut?)

[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
You could be saving them for the opportune moment.

[identity profile] xtinethepirate.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
This is true. Lol, no, I'm reading Andrew Marvell's poetry and watching Chuck. :)

Also, where is House and HIMYM? I see neither on mah tv, and this makes me a sad panda.
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[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, Marvell and Chuck. Nice combo. I'm still waiting for the episode to end up on the internets. Any minute now.

I don't know about House, but I think HIMYM was just a repeat of "The Stinsons" episode that never actually aired before on tv. So maybe they're just skipping it in Canada.

[identity profile] xtinethepirate.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Booo. Stupid Canada.

*snickers*

OH HEY. SO INSTEAD OF PERVY POSTS I DID A FIC MEME THAT YOU ALSO NEED TO DO NOW, OK? :D
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[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hey now. Let's be nice to Canada. I mean, aside from the bad weather, and the creepy prime minister, and the lack of good television, and the crappy weather... Oh screw it, I'll move to NZ. ;)

And I did one like that a while ago actually, and I don't think I've had any WIPs since.

[identity profile] xtinethepirate.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Boooooo meme wrecker.

*snickers*
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[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, how am I am meme wrecker IF I ALREADY DID IT? You're just behind the times!

[identity profile] xtinethepirate.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
WERE YOUR WIPS COMPRISED OF ONLY ONE SENTENCE? I DON'T THINK SO.

Besides, *trembly lip* you didn't comment to the meme on MY journal. Therefore, your claim to have already done said meme DOESN'T REALLY EXIST.

[identity profile] tenbrook.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hello! Uh, I wandered into your journal via one of your picspams. And I just wanted to add that, YES, the whole virginity=virtue ~thing~ is such a joke, but I skimmed read the books, and I guess I have to give credit to Goodkind for potraying Kahlan with honest-to-goodness female sexual desire (both in general and specifically about Richard, obvs) and there wasn't any moral judgment on it. She's never, like, conquered by his love for her, she just wants him that bad lol. (And then broods about it.)
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[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, thanks so much for wandering in and commenting!

And that's a fair point about Kahlan--I'm really not a fan of Terry Goodkind's writing from what little I've read, but I can't fault him for creating a fairly awesome character who, as you said, does have desires and isn't judged by them. I think more of my squick comes from the contrivance that, despite her desires, she's been introduced all her life to the idea that SEX IS BAD, YOU WILL STEAL MEN'S SOULS!!!1!! And it takes her a while to move beyond that indoctrination. Plus, Goodkind's always going on about how many people want to rape her and that's somewhat o_0.

But, as the books find the loopholes, I hope the show does as well. ;D

[identity profile] deej.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehe I'm loving the mayhem this ep has wreaked >:D The CSS forum (http://kahlanrichardlots.proboards.com/index.cgi) exPLODED, and I've been rather enjoying myself amidst the fuss. Having read (all but two of) the books recently I'm really not offended by the giving-in-to-your-sexual-desires-ends-in-soulessness aspect... because it's not ever said in sneaky preachy way. It is—to me—much more of a plot device than a metaphor. One that pays off big time in soooo many ways throughout the series (YAY).

And, as [livejournal.com profile] onomastikon said above, Kahlan is not all virtue and purity, she has real desires, which is also rather awesome :D

And yeah, WHERE'S THE FIC GUYS?! Gosh, letting the team down! Coz god knows I'm way to ashamed to EVER publish anything I might write. There's enough bad fic out there already!
ext_44668: (bsg-the fighting agathons)

[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I love when fandom explodes. Makes for the funnest internet sessions ever. ;D

I'm really not offended by the giving-in-to-your-sexual-desires-ends-in-soulessness aspect... because it's not ever said in sneaky preachy way

Well that is good. As I've said, I haven't actually read much Goodkind, and what little I did read, I quickly decided wasn't really my thing. But I'm glad there's no judging there, and I do recognize that the confessor thing is a useful plot point to keep Richard and Kahlan apart to build the tension before, as you say, the big pay off. But useful plot or not, it's still a little tired that sex has to be the medium for Kahlan's problem. I keep expecting Joss to jump out of the writer's room or something, going "HA HA! SEX IS BAD!" ;D

[identity profile] bichito.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
First, I want to say that I love you. Yes, that comes first.

Then I want to say that I love you even more because you're still talking about this BECAUSE I CAN'T GET OVER IT, I. JUST. CAN'T.

Yes, I'm a perv. Moving on...

People think they had sex? Erm, Richard had his pants still on and, since they made pretty clear that they remembered everything (Richard remembering the magic and all) they would remember having sex and Richard not being confessed. They would be all: "OMG, WE HAD SEX AND NOTHING, BESIDES THE DANGEROUS AMOUNT OF HOTNESS, HAPPENED!" That's what I think anyway, I could be mistaken since I've watched the episode only 30 times xD Only the Richard&Kahlan hot moments, though. O=)

I know that we'll have to wait TOO LONG to see an episode like this one, but I so want an episode of Richard and Kahlan thinking about what they almost did in this episode, flashbacks and all xD Or dreams, or, I don't know!!!! I remember that Bridget said something in an interview about a plot for an upcoming episode, but I won't mention it in case you don't want to know.

Anyway. I WANT FIC!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥

PS: Thank you for making my morning so much better, hehehe.
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[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
&hearts you too!

And I think the people thinking they had sex is more fans having fun, without actually believing it based on what we saw on screen. And whatever it was, it was HOT. *g*

AND WHAT DID BRIDGET SAY? TELL ME, TELL ME! I AM ALL ABOUT THE SPOILERS.

And yes, fic. Again, I'll let you know if I find something. Nothing so far though. Boo, fandom.

[identity profile] bichito.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, it was so hot that I've wasted my iPod battery in only ONE day because of so much re-watching xD True story.

Bridget (I adore you, Bridget) said:

We actually just shot an episode that was borderline slapstick comedy: Two thieves get this amulet that makes them able to look exactly like Richard and Kahlan. So Craig [Horner] and I had to play these thieves who were really crass and rude, smacking each other, insulting each other, but were also really hot for each other. It was so refreshing and fun.

More making-out sessions, yes? I CAN'T WAIT! *FLAILS*

Aww, yes, and I'll let you know if I find any. ♥
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[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

And I am glad to hear that they're delving into a little more comedy. I love the show to death, but sometimes the fact that it takes itself SO SERIOUSLY delves into utter ridiculousness. SO I AM VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT, YES.

[identity profile] bichito.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, I don't see it taking itself seriously, or maybe it's me who doesn't take it too seriously, I don't know. I think I'm blinded for my love for it, which is kinda dangerous because I'm sure I'll get disappointed xD
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[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
There have actually been a few interviews where the actors do explicitly say that, unlike the predecessors of Xena and Hercules, etc., Seeker is a lot less tongue-in-cheek, doesn't get into the meta-humour as much. So I'm not saying that they never crack jokes, but they do seem a lot more invested in their mythology then some other fantasy shows.

But I don't really take it seriously, which is maybe why I love it. I just watched the last episode with a friend of mine who doesn't really like shows like this, and we both spent the hour mocking it and laughing. But at the end I still LOOOOOOOOOOOVE it.

I don't think it'll disappoint us. It can't. I've decided. Maybe that's just my RH!denial talking, but I'm going to choose to be optimistic.

[identity profile] bichito.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I think they say they take it more seriously because the show is based in a book, but that's my opinion anyway, and I might be mistaken.

LOL, when you mock a show is because you love it.

Oh, I hope it doesn't disappoint us, so far it's been the reward we've been waiting after all the drama we've been through because of fandom. So, yeah, we deserve a show that makes us happy, and this one so far makes me happy.

[identity profile] chy-tea.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Urm, well, I was googling "Richard and Kahlan picspam" and found your journal, and subsequent picspam of SEX.

I'd just like to say that Amphortus (the original cockblocking wizard) was just a lame-o, stick-in-the-mud who didn't get that Kieran was obviously whipped before they had sex. So making Vivian kill herself didn't do much but piss him off--and rightly so, I think.

Oh, and I can guarantee Richard and Kahlan know EXACTLY what they did in the crypt. And they LOVE it.

P.S. I have been searching for fic these last two days. If we want fic, we'll have to write it. =[
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[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you dropped by for the sex!spam. Good to know that Google is picking up on my perving? ;D

And absolutely, Amphortus was just LAME and WRONG and everything. And I love how he was worried that Kieran would KILL DEAD PEOPLE IN THE UNDERWORLD (???!!!!), so he tied him to this plane.


Oh, and I can guarantee Richard and Kahlan know EXACTLY what they did in the crypt. And they LOVE it.


!!!!

And I think that, now that they know they can do some stuff without any consequences, they should just go for it! But they won't. Alas.

[identity profile] hollywoodgrrl.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
BUH! *stares at pushed up skirts and bare thighs* 0_o

Oh. Oh right, there was a reason why I seem to be stalking your journal, lol. And that is to say I APPROVE OF THIS POST 1000%. You said smart things of awesomeness that I wish Seeker fandom would explore in fic. BUT ALAS! THERE ARE NO R-RATED FICS!!!! (Except [livejournal.com profile] ohvienna's and it was GLORIOUSSSSSS!)

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[identity profile] hjea.livejournal.com 2009-03-04 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
BUH! *stares at pushed up skirts and bare thighs* 0_o

Yup. That has been me for the last four days. Humminuh-humminuh.

And I'm very happy to be journal stalked because it means more people to talk about Seeker!NEKKIDNESS with!!!!!!! I'm trying to do my little bit to build up the stuff in fandom, and I too wish that more people would follow [livejournal.com profile] ohvienna's AWESOMENESS and write more R-Rated fic. I would, but I can't write porn. It's bad. BUT I FULLY SUPPORT OTHER'S ATTEMPTS, ESPECIALLY IF THEY DELVE INTO SOME OF THESE ISSUES.

There is just so much to be explored here! Guh! I love this show!

I'm going to friend you if you don't mind. I've loved your vids for a long time, and I love ANYONE who will perv over Kahlan and Richard with me.

[identity profile] hollywoodgrrl.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
It's like I come here to respond to your comment...yet I find myself scrolling up...and staring.

OMG SEEKER FANDOM MUST GROWWWWW!!! I'm trying sooo hard to get people to watch it, and thankfully a bunch have checked it out. So yay! :) But there's just not that much fandom stuff out there. CRY!!!

Woot! More Seeker squee on my flist is awesome! I won't have to rely on [livejournal.com profile] ohvienna anymore to tell me you've done another Richard/Kahlan sex!spam, lol.

[identity profile] noblealice.livejournal.com 2009-03-06 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Something is wrong with my youtube account because it's not letting me comment on your awesome uploading skillz! Luckily, I can still watch the vid (I think about HALF of the view numbers are from me alone)!

Thank you for yet another CHEPIC sex-spam! But you're awful tricky, putting your thoughts ABOVE so I while I read, I have thoughts in reply and then my brain just MELTS when I scroll down to the picspam. GUH. I don't care what the haterz say, the laces were HAWT.

P.S. That Braveheart-ish wizard is so much more pleasing to the eye than Zedd. Not that I want to jump him or anything, but he's normal-person-looking while Zedd is....scary-looking.

P.P.S. I love your icon. Instead of fic, I was like WHERE ARE THE ICONS?!